Queen Elizabeth II - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Queen Elizabeth II. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Queen Elizabeth II would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Currently showing entries from: 2009

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November 2009

Thursday 05 November 09

Dear diary The nasty one eyed Scotsman came around again today, eating all the bourbons and doing that ridiculous shark grin thing he does. Philip...

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October 2009

Wednesday 28 October 09

Dear diary Philip the Greek has snaffled all the Gordons again. I don't really mind that. What annoys me is when he tries to blame it on the Chines...

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Monday 26 October 09

Dear diary Whatever will we do with Big Ears? He's still knocking around with that horsey looking woman. I asked Philip the Greek to have a wor...

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Saturday 24 October 09

Dear diary I had that Griffin character round here today. I had to offer him tea, but at least I couldn't give him any bourbons because that awful...

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Tuesday 20 October 09

Dear diary I had to queue for two hours today to get my flu inoculation. The place was full of old poor people and I almost passed out from the...

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Monday 19 October 09

Dear diary That lovely Jenson Button drove by today. I didn't know it was him because he was nothing but a blur with a cute bottom, but Philip t...

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Saturday 17 October 09

Dear diary Margaret visited me again last night. I wish she wouldn't just appear like that. It doesn't half give me the willies. She stank of dr...

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Saturday 17 October 09

Oh, dear, it has been oh so many years, and still Charles won't die, nor agree to abdicate instantly in favor of his son! I guess I shall have to r...

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