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Currently showing entries from: 2009

November 2009

Saturday 14 November 09

I f**king hate having my birthday on the same day as Christmas, I never get as much as the other kids! Joint birthday, Christmas presents my ass!...

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Wednesday 04 November 09

Second entry of the day today:- just want to get it off my chest how shocked I was at the goings-on at Tron Theatre, Glasgow, where a bunch of actors...

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Wednesday 04 November 09

I had to go to Sainsbury's today. I'd run out of flour. As per usual, no-one recognised me. Not sure if that's a good thing or not. I've got three mor...

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October 2009

Saturday 31 October 09

V. busy time today. Just finished teleconference with Father and the Holy Spirit to finalise strategy to deal with tonight's evil-fest that is Hallow...

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Friday 30 October 09

Dear diary only fifty eight days till my birthday. I hate having my birthday on the same day as Christmas. It's shit. I only get one lot of pres...

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Wednesday 28 October 09

Just got off the phone to Santa explaining that the petulant children of the UK may have trouble getting their requests for Christmas gifts to him sin...

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Wednesday 21 October 09

Dear diary Well, would you Adam and Eve it. It's turned really chilly these last couple of days, and I have found out from that nice Mr Lazarus...

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Wednesday 21 October 09

Dear diary All together, now Oh, all I want for Christmas is me two front teeth! me two front teeth me two front teeth. I love this time of...

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