David Cameron - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
November 2009
Wednesday 04 November 09
Oh Christ, I'm really in the shit now. Why did I listen to Heseltine on the Lisbon Treaty? The man knows nothing. He thinks that because he's made...
October 2009
Saturday 24 October 09
Bugger! Must learn lingo so I can be down with the yoof. Polls suggest politicians are out of touch. But that's Balls surely? Sam bless her keeps...
Wednesday 21 October 09
Dear diary Had a stonking idea today; going to put it to the chaps tomorrow. I vote we lower the age of retirement in men to 58, to take effect...
May 2009
Wednesday 13 May 09
Aww just when I was winning my friends have to cheat at their exp[ences from their mummy. My mummy would never pay for my foot pump for my blow up poo...
Monday 11 May 09
Well I am not happy at the latest leak to appear, and I am not meaning my roof. The Daily Welligraph has discoverd that I am really Just William. O...
Monday 11 May 09
Dear Diary, For PMQ's i've come up with a plan to get, hee hee hee, Chief usless to call a general election. Me and some of my bestest of friends,...
Monday 11 May 09
Hee Hee aat last I have the better of Mr.Bumble. Mr. Bumble was across from me at the biggest table you have ever seen. You know there were a lot off...
New Fun-Sized Icebergs
Giant iceberg spotted this summer had shrunk to a smaller iceberg and now laughable little ice cubes that many boats ram into for the fun of it.
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