Mini Me - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Mini Me. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mini Me would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Currently showing entries from: 2009

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August 2009

Tuesday 25 August 09

That new Jack in the Box commercial just chaps my ass. They've got their "mini sirloin burgers" being made from tiny cows wrangled by dwarf cowboys r...

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Sunday 16 August 09

I've decided to share the millions that I have earned in my acting career with other dwarves in a grand gesture of brotherhood. I'm going to design...

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Sunday 16 August 09

I hate those damn amusement parks. They never let me go on the good rides. If I have to ride the stupid flying Dumbos one more time at Disney Land...

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Thursday 13 August 09

Dear Diary, I hope Dr. Evil comes back from his Antarctic vacation soon. I have been catsitting Mr. Bigglesworth for a month now and I am sick of...

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July 2009

Wednesday 01 July 09

Hihihi!!! I hear Miley Cyrus' sister will star in a porn or will she voice it? Hehehe!!! Pick me!! Pick me!!! Oh no!!! They picked the Joans broth...

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May 2009

Saturday 16 May 09

Daddy is so so mean, I want my chocolate but he always sys that I've hd enough already. I wish I wasn't a midget. If I wasn't one I'd kick him in his...

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