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Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Currently showing entries from: 2009 | 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2004
December 2007
Sunday 23 December 07
I really can't be arsed with Christmas this year. I will give it a rest until 2009.
Saturday 15 December 07
Received a letter from Al Gore. This year he wants a 6 litre Mercedes and a Jetstream.
Sunday 02 December 07
Only three weeks to go, and then I have to do some work............... Bah, humbug.
October 2007
Tuesday 09 October 07
October 9th - Cards now in high street stores in Tottenham. Anyone would think that it is very nearly Christmas. Bah, humbug.
August 2007
Sunday 12 August 07
August 12 - I wish I had other things to do. I can't even go on holiday, everybody knows me, and do you really think I would look good...
Monday 06 August 07
Dear Diary, the elves are getting restless. Last night some of them broke into the liquor cabinet and opened a couple of bottles of absinthe.
Dear Diary,
It's been another successful Christmas! I still didn't go to North Korea though, because last time they tried to shoot... Dear Fucking Diary,...July 2007
Tuesday 17 July 07
Thursday 12 July 07
New Fun-Sized Icebergs
Giant iceberg spotted this summer had shrunk to a smaller iceberg and now laughable little ice cubes that many boats ram into for the fun of it.
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