Derek Acorah - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Derek Acorah. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Derek Acorah would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2011


Sunday 16 October 1111

Dear diary, Sunday is quite exciting and a chance for Sam and I to go for a nice pub lunch somewhere. Today was no exception and we found a tradition...

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August 2011


Wednesday 24 August 1111

Dear diary, I went to a jumble sale today and took Sam with me. We have recently been watching Bargain Hunt on telly and thought that we might be a...

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May 2011


Saturday 07 May 1111

Dear diary, It is a nice summer evening and I am sitting behind on my patio catching the vibes… I can hear the voice of Vincent Price and also the...

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Saturday 07 May 1111

Sam and I were doing a bit of channelling when we came across a large chap who was waving a large belt… Some kind of trophy! There was also some kind...

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Saturday 07 May 1111

Today I am enjoying watching the Royal wedding and I can sense a lady trying to get in touch with me… She is a very beautiful lady… And very rich too!...

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Saturday 07 May 1111

I have noticed the sound of an engine in my ears and although the man next door is repairing his rusty mini, I can still hear it… It is much heavier a...

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Friday 06 May 1111

I am in a bit of a dilemma here... and have spent some time in deep discussion with Sam and other spirit guides on what to do. This one has been drivi...

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