Derek Acorah - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Derek Acorah. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Derek Acorah would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2010


Saturday 04 September 1010

Dear Diary, I went out tonight for a bite to eat with the guys from the Psychic circle. We went to a very posh restaurant and I had the fish. Le...

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Saturday 04 September 1010

Dear Diary, Had a minor dissapointment today, Sam very kindly bought me a sweater. Nice close weave, with a paisley motif. I wanted the green...

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June 2010


Thursday 17 June 1010

It is with deep regret that I was unable to make it to my gig in Ayr, Scotland this week. This, was due to my idiot presence telling me to fill my ca...

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Sunday 06 June 1010

Been a bit of a boring day to day. Sam had the day off to go and polish his cloud - so I had to stay in and work on my next spoof. The day took a t...

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Thursday 03 June 1010

[13th September 1958] Dear diary, today I saw Mr Ged Gorman, a dead carpenter who lived in Basingstoke. He said, they wanted to move his grave, and...

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