Derek Acorah - My Spoof Diary

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Barack Obama Resigns as USA president

Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.

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Dont Forget to #Hashtag

DES MOINES-Students at the University of Des Moines are developing a new technology to let you search old spoken conversations, so don't forget to hashtag anything you say!

#DesMoines #Search #Tech

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Just Like Peanut Butter and Jelly

Doctor's in California now say that there could be a direct correlation between the high gasoline prices and high blood pressure.

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The iTwins Are Cute As Can Be

A young married couple in Phoenix is being criticized for naming their twins iPad and iPod.

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A Drone Plane Oops Moment

Reports are that a drone plane has mysteriously crash landed right in the middle of a famous Nevada nudist colony.

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The GOP May Be Heading Into The Sunset

Republican strategists say the problem with the GOP is the GOP designation (Grand Old Party). So they've suggested that it be changed to GNP, (Grand New Party) in order to attract the younger voters

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Hey, A Girl's Gotta Eat

A secret tunnel has been discovered underneath Kirstie Alley's home that reportedly leads right to a supermarket.

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The Silver Screen President

The details are still somewhat sketchy but it looks like President Obama could be appearing in George Clooney's next action-packed motion picture Strike Force Eagle Bravo 1.

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The Arnold Schwarzenegger - Maria Shriver Buzz

Arnold Schwarzenegger has said that he would be willing to take Maria Shriver back just as long as once in a while she agrees to dress up as a maid.

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Oprah Winfrey's Very Unusual Bathrooms

Oprah Winfrey is so rich, she has ATM's in each one of her bathrooms.

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