Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary


Monday, 16 January 2012

...His reconstruction of Sandro Botticelli's "The birth of Venus" was spectacular to say the least, The way he used a macaroon to represent the oyster shell of Venus was nothing less than a stroke of genius.
It's a shame when someone with that much talent is taking from us at an early age, leaving nothing behind but for a suicide note. Although the suicide note Mark left according to the police, was one of the prettiest and best they had ever seen!

Retired for the night with the traditional mug of Cocoa, then slipped off to sleep aided by the heavenly voices of god's personal choir and their lament to Derek the Messiah.

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