Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary


Monday, 16 January 2012

Extract from Derek Acorah's Diary: entitled "Living on a spirit level"

14 January 2012

I was awoken this morning to the sound of angels singing very enthusiastically from the bottom of my bed. I took a quick look at the Daily Medium which the Angels had been so thoughtful in delivering to me, then washed and dressed. Enjoyed a bowl of my favourite cereal Coco Pops, and then set out to meet Sam (my spirit guide) who was waiting for me at the golf club where we were soon to tee off. Although playing quite well, I was no match for Sam who shot a 53 under par, including 17 holes in one.

I spent the rest of the afternoon in talks with the late Korean leader and self proclaimed god Kim Jong-il. Who I noticed was considerably shorter in real life than he appeared on TV. Although my Korean is a little rusty, we managed to converse for several hours...

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