Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 7 May 2011

Dear diary,

It is a nice summer evening and I am sitting behind on my patio catching the vibes… I can hear the voice of Vincent Price and also the noise of tennis balls. I can see a black guy… No wait a minute… He's a white guy and I keep getting the number five.

Oh help me Sam - this is a really difficult one!

I can see bubbles floating around and a chimpanzee jumping around trying to burst them. I can see a big ranch with lots of toys and hundreds of children playing… It's a wonderful scene…

Silly me… What happens to bubbles when they burst? They go pop!!!

Perhaps it's the King of Pop!

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