David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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March 2012

Tuesday 20 March 1212

Britain's Got Talent won't be a success without the Hoff. Walliams instead of me??? Britain's Got Talent. More like Britain's Got Tired. Britain...

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Wednesday 14 March 1212

SO it looks like Britain's Got Talent is going head to head with BBC1s The Voice... Yeah, well since Simon Cowell sacked me from Britain's Got Tale...

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Tuesday 13 March 1212

Lord Sugar is looking for a new Apprentice. With a prize of 250 grand. English money. Hey that could be me! i got this great idea about mobile be...

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Saturday 10 March 1212

Imagine my embarrassment, accidentally googled Pamela Anderson sexy times, and my old, slow 2 gigabyte computer screen froze as the girlfriend walked...

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Saturday 10 March 1212

I see David Walliams will play Michael Barrymore in a tv drama of his life. Honestly, is he the only bloody actor getting work during this recession?...

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Wednesday 07 March 1212

The Job centre have sent me to East London where they are looking for security guards for the Summer London Olympics. Once I pass all the checks, I...

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Monday 05 March 1212

Just seen an advert for another David Walliams tv show where he is doing some sort of swim up a big river for char-ra-deee. Honestly, is there any...

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Sunday 04 March 1212

So since that tight belted b*stard Simon Cowell sacked me from Britain's Got Talent, money has been real tight. This week I took a job as an Adolf...

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