David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2003


Thursday 10 July 03

Made a total ass of myself at the luvvies fancy dress ball last night.

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Thursday 10 July 03

Celebrity guests, at the 'luvvies fancy dress ball', reeled with horror at Michael Knight's costume.

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Monday 07 July 03

It's absolutely beautiful out here in California! Kitt and I have gone on a bit of a road journey and we're soaking up the sun. Ah. I'm ju...

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June 2003


Monday 30 June 03

Believe it or not, I've been forced to watch Tennis all damned week. My English friend has re-programmed Kitt to constantly play Wimbledon on the...

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Monday 30 June 03

I can't believe it! I've just got back from a mission that involved me saving a truck load of puppies! And by puppies, I mean small dogs. I ca...

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May 2003


Sunday 18 May 03

I've got a terrible pain in my neck. I had one too many beers last night at the Come On Inn, about five miles down the highway from here. Got in a...

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Sunday 18 May 03

I met a great woman today, she was as fine as a type 4 afro-comb. Nice. She had these gorgeous....bristols.

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Thursday 01 May 03

Hi there everyone! It's Michael Knight here again. I feel very fortunate in lots of ways because, after all, I am something of a freak.

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