David Hasselhoff - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Hasselhoff. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Hasselhoff would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Made a total ass of myself at the luvvies fancy dress ball last night.
Celebrity guests, at the 'luvvies fancy dress ball', reeled with horror at Michael Knight's costume.
It's absolutely beautiful out here in California! Kitt and I have gone on a bit of a road journey and we're soaking up the sun. Ah. I'm ju...
Believe it or not, I've been forced to watch Tennis all damned week. My English friend has re-programmed Kitt to constantly play Wimbledon on the...
I can't believe it! I've just got back from a mission that involved me saving a truck load of puppies! And by puppies, I mean small dogs. I ca...
I've got a terrible pain in my neck. I had one too many beers last night at the Come On Inn, about five miles down the highway from here. Got in a...
I met a great woman today, she was as fine as a type 4 afro-comb. Nice. She had these gorgeous....bristols.
Hi there everyone! It's Michael Knight here again. I feel very fortunate in lots of ways because, after all, I am something of a freak.
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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