David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 7 October 2003

...is a tramp in this country. When I call you a bum, I mean a bum in your country!"

That confused him. And me. Bums. Titties.

It was a crazy summer but it soon ended. Once the Mariachlan clan moved into the local Casino-come-Restaurant, crime soon shifted up a gear. Which reminds me, I'd better go and fix Kitt up. I put my gum on his gear-stick whilst I was snoozing the other day, and it won't come off now.

Keep it tight.

The Hoff


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