A dog has won Britain's Got Talent. No I have not been drinking (well not for the last three hours since I woke up anyway)
A dog has won A talent show which around 5,000 British people entered.
Of course the Queen is a big corgi fan so she will be delighted.
No doubt Simon Cowell is trying to lick her behind or eat biscuits out of her hand, in order to get an OBE or something.