...all about the mistake and that indeed it was not me, the ripped and bulging Hasselhoff but Greer whom invented cramming cocaine down the throats of Gerbils, cutting off their toenails and clipping their teeth (he said Males are stronger) and then using a rolled up Los Angeles Times as a Launch Tube, inserting it where the sun don't shine and bending over in front of the blower on high speed sending those cute little Gerbils up the ole Hersey Highway. Yes Sir-Ree, by-gollie, Jimmy was one silly lil rump ranger, yessem...everyone belived him. So I will never tell OK? Ok.
So Diary, it is time for me to get a bikini wax on my pretty little rosebud so good night for today...xxx0xxx