David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 25 February 2007

Dear Diary,

I will be forever indebited to Jim Nabors (rest his hinnie) for saving my career. Jim was such a boy. He could make any guy smile Smile SMILE! His cheeks and his face too were so cutsie...but later on his cheeks.

Diary, Jim was the one whom planted the seeds of wonder regarding Richard Greer and the Gerbil's he still breeds to this day. Diary, I would ONLY ever tell YOU that, well you see, Jimmy went into Hollywood Petz Store w/ his pet sheep (another day my dear Diary) as a ploy to get me off the hook so to speak. PeeWee Hurman was returning some sheep food proclaiiming that his sheep had died a horrible death, something about a stabbin' but I could not hear all that well, anyways, PeeWEE proceeded to the gerbil cage, much to the disgust of the counterperson whom resembled BORAT and chose 3 MALE gerbils. Well, Jim, said hello and told PeeWEE all...

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