David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 24 March 2012

So tonight is the night, the first of the new Britain's Got Talent, the first episode without ME ME ME as a judge.

I hope ITV got extra telephone staff in to field all the calls of COMPLAINTS that I am not on the judging panel.

"You got the wrong David - it should have been Hasslehoff not Walliams"

I imagine that's what most of the calls will say. In various different accents from around the UK - Welsh, Scottish, Liverpudlian, Brummy, Cock-a-knee, Irish, Geordie and any more that I can master before the show finishes...

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