Just seen an advert for another David Walliams tv show where he is doing some sort of swim up a big river for char-ra-deee.
Honestly, is there any programme he is not on? Aren't the public bored of him yet? Well bad news people, he's gonna be all over your screen every sat-a-bloody-night when Britain's Got Talent starts, replacing yours truly as a judge.
Maybe it's not too late, I could start a petition to have him removed as judge, who do I contact for this sort of thing? David Cameron?
Mary Whitehouse? The bloke off TV Burp?