So since that tight belted b*stard Simon Cowell sacked me from Britain's Got Talent, money has been real tight.
This week I took a job as an Adolf Hitler lookalike. It started out as one song from the Mel Brooks musical The Producers, but I think the fans loved it, they were booing along in mock faashion, so good of them to join in.
So I may well continue to do it, and lets face it, who doesn't want the Hoff turning up at your stag or hen night dressed as Adolf. What a great tale to turn your friends.