David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary


Friday, 2 March 2012

X Factor judge Tulisa Costowhatserver her name is pictured in the sun newspaper again today, in what they describe as her 'month long holiday in the states'.

I must say, I enjoy looking at her pics on the beach in her bikini, but I cant help thinking she is paid more by Simon Cowell on the X Factor than I was by Simon on Britain's Got Talent. I can't afford a months holiday in America, I've had to make do with a week at Pontins in South Wales.

As a foreigner coming to England, Simon has clearly taken advantage of me and not paid the going rate for the job. I think I may have to take him to an employment tribunal.

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