David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 11 June 2011

Dear Diary,

Well I just saw the new season of America's Got Talent kick off.

And I have to say that I miss the heck out of the show.

I miss sitting next to Sharon Osbourne and listening to her cut down that limey Brit Piers Morgan.

I also miss watching Nick "The Stick" Cannon dance around like he is one of the Little Rascals.

I of course do not miss Piers Morgan. I hope that he says something really, really offensive and gets his dandy English ass fired so that I can be asked to take his place.

Well, I gotta go. I'm hungry and I guess I'll drive out to some hamburger place.

David Hasselhoff

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