David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 10 February 2010

I understand that Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol.

I could do that show!

I'd be the best looking one there....the best looking straight one, that is. Seacrest is just too limpwristed and we all know that Ellen is a dyke. Jackson's just fat.

I'm sure that Kara would do me because I'm so tall and so hot.

Maybe I should ask KITT. KITT would tell me if I should do that show next.

I like being a judge.

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