DVD Sales for Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding have been really slow. I think I'm going to slit my wrists, but it would be such a shame to rob the world of the handsome man I am.
The talent I have is so ignored, except in Germany where Baywatch is still #1 and my records sell like beer.
What was I sad about? I forgot. Time to watch old re-runs of Night Rider again. How do they get the car to talk? That show was so ahead of its time.