My hair's been really bothering me lately... stalking me in fact. I just might have to get a Restraining Order against it if this keeps up. Do other gorgeous men go through this?
Well, enough about my hair. What's REALLY bothering me is my thumb. They keep insisting that I flash it with that stupid "thumbs up" sign for every publicity photo. Little do they know where the little guy's been.
I should get a new job... one where I can be more special.