David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2014


Thursday 27 November 1414

Oh dear those immigration figures are a nightmare. No ifs not buts. But what can I do? Freedom of movement is basic and we can't expect otherwise. S...

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Monday 17 November 1414

Doing well down under. Put Putin in his place. Saved the world. Pity things at home aren't going quite so well but Rochester will be just a flash in t...

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October 2014


Wednesday 29 October 1414

Better look at my options. Slated by the Mail & Guardian on the same day. Not good. So? Defect and stand for Ukip? Become Farage deputy and get...

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Monday 27 October 1414

Life is getting pretty terrible. There was this chap who bumped into me in Leeds, anybody would think he was playing in the fields of Eton. But this w...

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Tuesday 21 October 1414

I think I've got the kippers on the run - if fish could run that is! I mean what will you be herring from them next? (spoof joke) But seriously I a...

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Monday 13 October 1414

Bad day. What is Hunt doing? Working for Labour? Say we will be rewarding the nurses and midwives after the election you twat. That Ukip lot again,...

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Friday 10 October 1414

Things not going so well. But not good for Labour either. Saw that film 'The Riot Club' - what atrocious behaviour to make a film ridiculing the upper...

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September 2014


Sunday 28 September 1414

Another Ukip defector but I've still got Marr onside. Then the supposed sexting event - why did the bugger have to resign. What's wrong with showing...

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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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