David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2013


Wednesday 11 December 1313

With shit on Spoof j.w. (I know your names James Wallace!) claiming I wouldn't be at Parliamentary Question today, I had to return from South Africa q...

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Tuesday 10 December 1313

Here I am in sunny South Africa to remember Nelson Mandela. Away from Awkward Questions for another week so it is worth the ordeal of praising the man...

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November 2013


Saturday 30 November 1313

I think I've pulled it off. We'll get the energy prices down for the next election, ditch the green crap and keep everyone (or the ones that matter) h...

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September 2013


Thursday 26 September 1313

Can't understand why Ed Milliband is talking about energy prices. I said in April that I would personally look into the matter and I have. I had some...

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August 2013


Friday 30 August 1313

That was a bit of a cock up! That shit Miliband and the Ukip Tories fucked me up good and proper. It makes me look weak - how awful is that? No old...

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Wednesday 07 August 1313

Things are going MY WAY - no that's Sinatra not Bing Crosby. The economy is looking up and zero hours contracts are all the rage. Unemployment under c...

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July 2013


Friday 26 July 1313

What a great week for the country. Froom wins the Toru De France, the Royal Baby is born. The economy is on the up, and Christian Benteke turned do...

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May 2013


Tuesday 14 May 1313

Europe! What can I do? They are after me, the Bastards. Help! I've got support from Obama but he's not in Britain. They are out to get me. Perhaps I...

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