David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2012


Friday 30 November 1212

Well, I thought I did pretty well with the Leverson affair. I put those Lib/Dems with Labour and I know my own weak side. My mates are in the clear an...

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Monday 26 November 1212

Who would be a Prime Minister? I ask you - one twit is sidling up to UKIP, another is going to the Australian outback claiming to be a celebrity. I've...

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Sunday 04 November 1212

Oh Rebecca, my dear Rebecca - how things have changed since our horsey days when we could play in the sun and plan the take over of Britain. Now I'm...

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October 2012


Saturday 27 October 1212

Wow, what a week! Unemployment down! Economy up! No more shambles, no more resignations, no more cock ups. We're on the way. Away with Boreish. Away...

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Monday 01 October 1212

Our Conference coming up and I want to celebrate our great record in Government. Dozens of gold medals and now, with our friends in Europe, the Ryder...

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September 2012


Wednesday 12 September 1212

It's just not fair! Boris has all the press behind him and has got all the credit for the Olympics. WHAT ABOUT ME? Those bloody backbenchers - back...

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August 2012


Saturday 04 August 1212

I am really doing well in the Olympics but I'm worried about Boris on my shoulder. I see he has Murdoch on his side and the Bankers - but aren't they...

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June 2012


Saturday 16 June 1212

What a week! I'm not sure how I survived but I looked in the mirror and saw I was still alive. Samantha has been a brick over this - finding those dat...

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