David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2011

Saturday 26 November 1111

We are in a bit of a jam but I'm sure we can take people's minds off that with Christmas coming up and then the Olympic Games next year. I know we hav...

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August 2011

Sunday 14 August 1111

I am really fed up with the Police. First they can't stop a riot, then they get angry when I do, then they complain about their funding. I bring in a...

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July 2011

Friday 15 July 1111

It was close but I think I changed sides just in time. Thank goodness I had Ed Miliband to show me what to do - I wish he was my communications direct...

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June 2011

Monday 20 June 1111

I learnt on the playing fields of Eton how to keep inferior people in their places and now the LibDems are trying to do the same. They just don't real...

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May 2011

Monday 09 May 1111

I must see if I can give poor old Clegg a leg up. It breaks my heart to see my friend and deputy in such poor spirits and that dear old chap, Vince Ca...

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Thursday 05 May 1111

These LibDems are behaving badly. If they don't look out I'll call an election and have them wiped out. The only trouble is that I may lose my place i...

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April 2011

Wednesday 20 April 1111

I'm having problems with my creep. He's so unpopular it is rubbing off on me. And then there's that irritant Gaddafi stirring up my back benchers - he...

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March 2011

Tuesday 29 March 1111

This damn stupid Big Society crap is coming back to haunt me. Now that Willets madman and Cable the creep are trying to force academics to research in...

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