David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Friday 11 December 099

December 11th - "ladies and gentlemen...thanks for voting me in"....no, that's shit...."my people...you have spoken, and I am now your leader"....no,...

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Wednesday 09 December 099

Been practising the victory speech, but all I end up saying is, "Thank fuck they're out!". Must try harder......

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November 2009


Wednesday 04 November 099

Oh Christ, I'm really in the shit now. Why did I listen to Heseltine on the Lisbon Treaty? The man knows nothing. He thinks that because he's made...

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October 2009


Saturday 24 October 099

Bugger! Must learn lingo so I can be down with the yoof. Polls suggest politicians are out of touch. But that's Balls surely? Sam bless her keeps...

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Wednesday 21 October 099

Dear diary Had a stonking idea today; going to put it to the chaps tomorrow. I vote we lower the age of retirement in men to 58, to take effect...

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May 2009


Wednesday 13 May 099

Aww just when I was winning my friends have to cheat at their exp[ences from their mummy. My mummy would never pay for my foot pump for my blow up poo...

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Monday 11 May 099

Well I am not happy at the latest leak to appear, and I am not meaning my roof. The Daily Welligraph has discoverd that I am really Just William. O...

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Monday 11 May 099

Dear Diary, For PMQ's i've come up with a plan to get, hee hee hee, Chief usless to call a general election. Me and some of my bestest of friends,...

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