David Cameron - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing David Cameron's diary, as written by 'Nae mair crap'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010
« Choose a different celebrity
December 2010
Thursday 02 December 10
Damn we got it wrong. Got it, we can blame Gordon Brown, Tony Blair and New Labour. We didn't lose the World Cup, they did it for us years ago. Why do...
November 2010
Sunday 21 November 10
Damn this job, ruined our holiday so it has. Can't go to Thailand because it looks like we are too rich, na na na, na, na..... The kids are devasta...
Friday 19 November 10
Jeesus F Christ that damn fool, Lord Young, tells the country we never had it so good. Does he think he's MacMillan. Now, Sam has to sneak the kids...
Thursday 18 November 10
Phone call from my darling Maggie on my private mobile number. Coulson does not even know the number - National Security you know. Anyway, Maggie, my...
Thursday 18 November 10
Great joy that there will be a wedding next year. Loads of foreigners money to swell my tax coffers. Exec order to all my MP's milk this for all it's...
Sunday 07 November 10
I do like the Royal Family..........but. but, but.......this Prince Andrew has made me so angry tonight. What does he actually do? Plays golf, bor...
October 2010
Saturday 30 October 10
Damn, Boris can't keep his mouth shut. We could have sneaked our Housing Benefits policy through, just as we are doing with all our other legislation.
Friday 22 October 10
Sent Nick out to blast the IFS today. We had a ten hour coaching session at number ten but Nick finally got the message. What a coup this is, having o...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
Mailing List
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!