David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Cameron's diary, as written by 'Nae mair crap'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2010

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December 2010


Thursday 02 December 1010

Damn we got it wrong. Got it, we can blame Gordon Brown, Tony Blair and New Labour. We didn't lose the World Cup, they did it for us years ago. Why do...

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November 2010


Sunday 21 November 1010

Damn this job, ruined our holiday so it has. Can't go to Thailand because it looks like we are too rich, na na na, na, na..... The kids are devasta...

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Friday 19 November 1010

Jeesus F Christ that damn fool, Lord Young, tells the country we never had it so good. Does he think he's MacMillan. Now, Sam has to sneak the kids...

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Thursday 18 November 1010

Phone call from my darling Maggie on my private mobile number. Coulson does not even know the number - National Security you know. Anyway, Maggie, my...

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Thursday 18 November 1010

Great joy that there will be a wedding next year. Loads of foreigners money to swell my tax coffers. Exec order to all my MP's milk this for all it's...

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Sunday 07 November 1010

I do like the Royal Family..........but. but, but.......this Prince Andrew has made me so angry tonight. What does he actually do? Plays golf, bor...

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October 2010


Saturday 30 October 1010

Damn, Boris can't keep his mouth shut. We could have sneaked our Housing Benefits policy through, just as we are doing with all our other legislation.

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Friday 22 October 1010

Sent Nick out to blast the IFS today. We had a ten hour coaching session at number ten but Nick finally got the message. What a coup this is, having o...

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