David Cameron - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing David Cameron's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
December 11th - "ladies and gentlemen...thanks for voting me in"....no, that's shit...."my people...you have spoken, and I am now your leader"....no,...
Been practising the victory speech, but all I end up saying is, "Thank fuck they're out!". Must try harder......
Study finds that mosquitos routinely talk to humansWhy do you hear the extremely irritating buzzing sound when a mosquito gets too close? Well, their wings flap up to 600 times per second, but they are also asking you whether they can feed on you.
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