David Cameron - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing David Cameron's diary, as written by 'PuddyTwat'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Oh Christ, I'm really in the shit now. Why did I listen to Heseltine on the Lisbon Treaty? The man knows nothing. He thinks that because he's made...
Bugger! Must learn lingo so I can be down with the yoof. Polls suggest politicians are out of touch. But that's Balls surely? Sam bless her keeps...
"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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