David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Wednesday 12 September 1212

It's just not fair! Boris has all the press behind him and has got all the credit for the Olympics. WHAT ABOUT ME? Those bloody backbenchers - back...

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Wednesday 12 September 1212

Sky news declared: The screaming headline in the Mail on Sunday suggests the London Mayor is actively plotting to try and oust David Cameron as Tor...

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Tuesday 11 September 1212

Campaign for Real Ale's Good Beer Guide lays into my government for yet more broken promises… Was that just the beer talking, Mr Cameron? CAMRA gui...

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Monday 10 September 1212

This bit in a column in the Guardian was brought to my attention: Call it a woman's intuition, but I got this amazingly strong feeling that, once h...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

Now, I find myself last night embroiled in a row over claims that I sacked one of my Cabinet ministers because she was too old. I had to deny last...

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Saturday 08 September 1212

England beat Moldova 0-5 eh! Of course they would not have won if the Labour party were in power, you do realise that don't you? My next job is...

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Friday 07 September 1212

Despite all the criticisms of my cabinet shuffle... oh that could be a name for new dance? Never mind... The Guardian has come up with a couple of...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

I've moved a few ministers around this week. Well, it makes it look like I'm really trying to get things right. My mate George Osborne helped me to...

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