David Cameron - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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August 2011
Sunday 14 August 11
I am really fed up with the Police. First they can't stop a riot, then they get angry when I do, then they complain about their funding. I bring in a...
July 2011
Friday 15 July 11
It was close but I think I changed sides just in time. Thank goodness I had Ed Miliband to show me what to do - I wish he was my communications direct...
June 2011
Monday 20 June 11
I learnt on the playing fields of Eton how to keep inferior people in their places and now the LibDems are trying to do the same. They just don't real...
May 2011
Monday 09 May 11
I must see if I can give poor old Clegg a leg up. It breaks my heart to see my friend and deputy in such poor spirits and that dear old chap, Vince Ca...
Friday 06 May 11
Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day… Oh what a beautiful morning, EVERYTHING is going MY way! It is great to see democracy at work...
Thursday 05 May 11
These LibDems are behaving badly. If they don't look out I'll call an election and have them wiped out. The only trouble is that I may lose my place i...
Tuesday 03 May 11
Dear diary, I am so sorry that I did not write to you yesterday because a massive news story took over the world! Osama bin Laden is finally dead!...
Sunday 01 May 11
Dear Diary, It's all go! After the big day at the Abbey the next day was full of action too. I had to play tennis in a charity match against none oth...
Courtney Stodden shows plastic surgeon's handiwork
Teen bride Courtney Stodden promised her mom she'd never go naked, and, in showing off her new Double-D boobs, she hasn't broken that vow: "Theyre not mine," she said. "They're my plastic surgeon's."
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