David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2011

Sunday 14 August 11

I am really fed up with the Police. First they can't stop a riot, then they get angry when I do, then they complain about their funding. I bring in a...

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July 2011

Friday 15 July 11

It was close but I think I changed sides just in time. Thank goodness I had Ed Miliband to show me what to do - I wish he was my communications direct...

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June 2011

Monday 20 June 11

I learnt on the playing fields of Eton how to keep inferior people in their places and now the LibDems are trying to do the same. They just don't real...

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May 2011

Monday 09 May 11

I must see if I can give poor old Clegg a leg up. It breaks my heart to see my friend and deputy in such poor spirits and that dear old chap, Vince Ca...

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Friday 06 May 11

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day… Oh what a beautiful morning, EVERYTHING is going MY way! It is great to see democracy at work...

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Thursday 05 May 11

These LibDems are behaving badly. If they don't look out I'll call an election and have them wiped out. The only trouble is that I may lose my place i...

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Tuesday 03 May 11

Dear diary, I am so sorry that I did not write to you yesterday because a massive news story took over the world! Osama bin Laden is finally dead!...

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Sunday 01 May 11

Dear Diary, It's all go! After the big day at the Abbey the next day was full of action too. I had to play tennis in a charity match against none oth...

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