David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2010


Sunday 07 November 1010

I do like the Royal Family..........but. but, but.......this Prince Andrew has made me so angry tonight. What does he actually do? Plays golf, bor...

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October 2010


Saturday 30 October 1010

Damn, Boris can't keep his mouth shut. We could have sneaked our Housing Benefits policy through, just as we are doing with all our other legislation.

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Friday 22 October 1010

That squirt George Osborne is full of himself these days and I'm tired of Nick Clegg crying on my shouldre. This job is not what it is made out to be.

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Friday 22 October 1010

Sent Nick out to blast the IFS today. We had a ten hour coaching session at number ten but Nick finally got the message. What a coup this is, having o...

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Wednesday 20 October 1010

George on good form today. Laid it on thick and heavy. The poor devil was talking for an hour. Still, has to be done, we're all in this together. Good...

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Monday 18 October 1010

Big day is approaching and I'm so excited. Haven't been so excited since I caned my first fag at Eton. That was a jolly wheeze and it gave me a taste...

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Tuesday 05 October 1010

I give them a job, a big salary, all the scope they need and how do they reward me? I ask you. Osbo mucks up the Child Tax Credits, Gove spells a word...

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Sunday 03 October 1010

Cor, what a rotten day! Was-her-name with the puking baby put my jeans in the wash and they had my passport in them. Totally ruined and I've got to go...

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