David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012


Wednesday 05 December 1212

Fed up of being told by Nigel Farage about how we should get immigration down. I'm sure that today after the budget all of those people will see that...

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Sunday 02 December 1212

Just turned the Channel 4 news on and my foreign secretary William Hague is sitting next to Hollywood actress and superstar Angelina Jolie. Who did...

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Saturday 01 December 1212

Had a long phone call with Mr Murdoch this morning. He assured me that if I weaken on supporting the Leveson proposals he will publish the photo of Ge...

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November 2012


Friday 30 November 1212

Well, I thought I did pretty well with the Leverson affair. I put those Lib/Dems with Labour and I know my own weak side. My mates are in the clear an...

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Monday 26 November 1212

Who would be a Prime Minister? I ask you - one twit is sidling up to UKIP, another is going to the Australian outback claiming to be a celebrity. I've...

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Sunday 04 November 1212

Oh Rebecca, my dear Rebecca - how things have changed since our horsey days when we could play in the sun and plan the take over of Britain. Now I'm...

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October 2012


Saturday 27 October 1212

Wow, what a week! Unemployment down! Economy up! No more shambles, no more resignations, no more cock ups. We're on the way. Away with Boreish. Away...

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Tuesday 09 October 1212

Tory party Conference Well tomorrow is the big day, my speech. My warm-up men George Osborne and Boris Johnson have been, trying to pinch a few hea...

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