David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2011


Saturday 10 December 1111

Dear diary, Oh what a week it has been! Yesterday was one of the turning points in history for Great Britain (at least I think I've made it into the...

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November 2011


Saturday 26 November 1111

Dear Diary, After an exhilarating night pumping Sam I felt full of get up and go this morning, so I went....into the lounge and phoned Danny Alexande...

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Saturday 26 November 1111

We are in a bit of a jam but I'm sure we can take people's minds off that with Christmas coming up and then the Olympic Games next year. I know we hav...

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Wednesday 23 November 1111

dear Diary, I'm almost ashamed to admit it but I shit my pants out of excitement today when I saw my really, really tough anti-union article publishe...

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Wednesday 23 November 1111

Dear Diary, Not long now and a nice break over the Festive period, lord knows I need to get away from it all what with one bloody world disaster af...

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Friday 18 November 1111

Dear Diary, Woke up this morning feeling really horny with a raging erection, tried to mount Sam but got the heave-ho as she has the painters in! Fi...

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Wednesday 09 November 1111

Dear Diary, God almighty things are going from bad to worse, what with these endless dodgy MP's letting me down,Haigh shagging anything in trousers,...

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Tuesday 01 November 1111

Dear Diary, I am so happy and full of renewed energy today after buying that magic wand in Poundland yesterday for Sam's Halloween party outfit. God,...

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