Better look at my options. Slated by the Mail & Guardian on the same day. Not good.
So? Defect and stand for Ukip? Become Farage deputy and get him mixed up in a scandal and take over?
Soldier on and hope for the best? Unfortunately 'the best' has yet to come.
Six of the best would be preferable.
Leave the country and move in with the Blairs? Iraq a problem with that one.
I know! I'll opt out of politics and get a nice tidy job in the Cty.