David Cameron - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 2 December 2012

Just turned the Channel 4 news on and my foreign secretary William Hague is sitting next to Hollywood actress and superstar Angelina Jolie.

Who did he f*ck to get that gig? I thought I'd accidentally put ITV on and Willie and Angelina were on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"
Well they would have been more entertaining than Nadine Dorres.

Talking of I'm A Celebrity on ITV, everyone is saying I look like a long lost son of Eric Bristow. Bloody cheek, I certainly hope that cockney oik is not my pater. Mind you, now they mention it, I did throw a 501 nine dart finish the other day?




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