Saw this is the Dandy… I mean Sun yesterday:
Cameron is planning a second Cabinet reshuffle - less than two weeks after his first.
Stunned ministers have been told they have less than a year to make their mark before the line-up is changed. One senior Government member said: "It seems the PM tasted blood and found he rather likes it."
Mr Cameron is determined to re-assert his authority after a torrid six months.
He wants to keep ministers on their toes - and fend off any potential rebellions among Tory MPs keen to win promotion.
Who told them… come on own up!