My secretary's third assistants, researcher's field worker noticed in one of the local papers, that some had said in a letter:
"Do you think David Cameron's arse gets jealous about the amount of shit that constantly comes out of his mouth?"
I don't understand it?
This New Year, we had to take VAT 69 off the drinkies list, in case it reminded anyone of our lie about not increasing it.

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