David Cameron - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 18 November 2011

Dear Diary,
Woke up this morning feeling really horny with a raging erection, tried to mount Sam but got the heave-ho as she has the painters in!
Finally made it Westminster bent double and hastily summoned Teresa to my office for another border control fuck up tongue lashing.
Could not help noticing that her blouse was displaying a bit more breast than normal which did not help my erection one little bit.
Suggested I give her a good seeing to over the desk and we would call the whole border incident even, ever eager to please she whipped up her skirt and pulled down her kecks for me...........bloody pity that prat Clegg walked in on us, mind you not a bad threesome in the end and I actually managed to give Nick one as well!!




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