David Cameron - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 1 May 2011

Dear Diary,
It's all go! After the big day at the Abbey the next day was full of action too. I had to play tennis in a charity match against none other than 10 times Wimbledon champion Boris Becker - but as usual I'm never on my own. This was a doubles match but at least I was not partnered by that flaming Mr. Clegg who is beginning to pull the wrong strings with me - perhaps he's trying to make a racquet!

The good news is that we won this battle 8-0 and boy did I feel triumphant. However, it does remind me of how I won the election albeit with the help of a partner.

Still... I must dash! I have yet another battle to win on Thursday. The result should clearly tell us how democratic we are when the Country says no to AV.

I have had a warning off some leading psychologists who tell me that sometimes people find it very difficult to ...

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