Dear Diary (whom I treat as Ed Miliband)
I can finally tell you, what the Big Society really is! OMG I am so excited! You know, I usually don't use that word, but since I didn't get to use it in the Election Debate, I am now using it. Please tell that to the Government authorities. Oh, wait...I am the authority. Whoops! Just a small electoral mistake there! Anyway, the Big Society is..........
I don't even know!
Cleggy's been keeping the secret from me ever since we got politically married! I should treat him like Ed Miliband as well. Sorry if you are reading this Ed.
That's the end of this one.