3rd January 2011:
It has been a long time since a new year has been marked with so little hope, so little enthusiasm, and so much VAT (I've raised it to 20% last Tuesday, with a promise that it will come down again ever, ha ha ha That'll knock the benefit scrounging scum).
I'm sure 2011 will be a momentous year for me and my party, as soon as we get rid of Cleggies shower.
4th January 2011:
I expect the unemployed figure to top the three billion mark soon, of course that will only be the official figure.
Got many letters this morning. One from George Osborne from his £125,000 Skiing holiday, asking me to keep an eye on his shares and investment port-folio while he's away. It reminded me of our days at Eton, and the Millionaire Club days, when we made plans of how to rule the country while making ourse...