Jeesus F Christ that damn fool, Lord Young, tells the country we never had it so good. Does he think he's MacMillan.
Now, Sam has to sneak the kids Christmas presents in the back door under the cover of darkness in case the paps see the huge amount of presents from all the top peoples stores.
We even have to get ASDA to pretend to deliver our weekly shop. I would never buy from ASDA but it doesn't look good having a Harrods van pulling up.
What next, we have to pay in euros? Not on your life, kiddo.