David Cameron - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 18 November 2010

Great joy that there will be a wedding next year. Loads of foreigners money to swell my tax coffers. Exec order to all my MP's milk this for all it's worth. Will be appointing a Special Adviser, paid for by the taxpayers, to maximise publicity for me and my chums. I need to look closely at the invitation list. Make sure the biggest contributors to the party are at the wedding. Should be worth a few million more. Why have rich friends if you can't, ehm, give something back.

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