David Cameron - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 18 October 2010

Big day is approaching and I'm so excited. Haven't been so excited since I caned my first fag at Eton. That was a jolly wheeze and it gave me a taste for power. Osbo didn't know what hit him and he's still my little fag. Have you noticed how he can't sit down? Guess he acquired a taste for it?

We had the President of Chile over today. Perfect photo op for both of us. Chile good, Cameron good as well. He brought me a rock from the mine. I've sent it to my mineralologist to guage the quality of the gold. Might be an opportunity to invest. Of course, I will declare it in the Register of Members Interests.

Off to read the scary Compulsory Chopping of the Civil Service and Benefit scroungers review. Sam wonders why I'm always laughing my head off in the little boys room. It makes great poo time reading.




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