Well I am not happy at the latest leak to appear, and I am not meaning my roof. The Daily Welligraph has discoverd that I am really Just William.
Oh Shit, ah but wait a min dearest diary, it means that I can now wear my school cap fire at Brown with my caterpult and oh yes carry my toad that I lent those nice people who filmed my toad with all of those really farmhouse people.
"O Haige what you doing? When I said I'll have to get to the bottom of this, I did'nt mean for you to show your spotty arse." Can't wait for the general election., we'll beat them with our bow and arrows. Yes result.