David Cameron - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Cameron. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Cameron would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2014

Wednesday 29 October 1414

Better look at my options. Slated by the Mail & Guardian on the same day. Not good. So? Defect and stand for Ukip? Become Farage deputy and get...

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Monday 27 October 1414

Life is getting pretty terrible. There was this chap who bumped into me in Leeds, anybody would think he was playing in the fields of Eton. But this w...

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Tuesday 21 October 1414

I think I've got the kippers on the run - if fish could run that is! I mean what will you be herring from them next? (spoof joke) But seriously I a...

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Monday 13 October 1414

Bad day. What is Hunt doing? Working for Labour? Say we will be rewarding the nurses and midwives after the election you twat. That Ukip lot again,...

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Friday 10 October 1414

Things not going so well. But not good for Labour either. Saw that film 'The Riot Club' - what atrocious behaviour to make a film ridiculing the upper...

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September 2014

Sunday 28 September 1414

Another Ukip defector but I've still got Marr onside. Then the supposed sexting event - why did the bugger have to resign. What's wrong with showing...

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Thursday 25 September 1414

So I managed to get the war going in the Middle East so the Labour Conference was sidelined. Then Miliband forgot his words in a dramatic own goal.

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Friday 12 September 1414

Just time to note how welcome Comrade Brown was in the fight for a better world. I don't know what we would have done without him and the Banks and th...

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